William De Alba:  

I have the 5 O's down pat. I am Old, Obese, Obnoxious, Obsolete and Over the hill. I dont give speeches anymore, however I was A Cryptologic Technician in the Navy, A Bar/Restaurant and Hotel Manager, A Pastry Chef, Executive Steward and Assistant Soux chef at Copper Mtn Resort years ago. Self Employed for over 20 Years as a Computer Technician and System builder, Still perform Piano at off Broadway productions. Worked as a dairyman for a while and mended fences, fed cows, milked cows, repaired milking machines and cleaned Cattle trucks. Spent a year on the Nevada desert as a recluse, living of wild life, feral dog, Yucca and whatever else appeared to be edible. Worked in the Mortgage Industry for several years as an EDI Specialist. Presently I am an Annalist with a Mortgage Software company. Been married 5 times, always looking for my next "X". Been dead a few times (yes I have seen and been in the light and look forward to returning), broke neck somewhere over the years... only having it fixed in the last couple years. Lost vision in right eye back in 1985 after "X" wife #2 got mad at me and put a pipe throu...Expand for more